Humor for flynørder......

Poster i 'INSIDEFLYER DK - LOUNGE' oprettet af Schwert, 12/11/14.

  1. Christian Larsen

    Christian Larsen Amatør

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    SHIT :D:D:D
     
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  2. Rikke Haugen Olsen

    Rikke Haugen Olsen VIP medlem

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    Det der ville være perfekt til kvindetoiletter. Jeg har aldrig fattet, hvorfor det kun er mænd, der får muligheden for at speede processen op med fællestisning. :D
     
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    Peter Krogh Frausing Co-Editor

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  4. alexanderln

    alexanderln Cakespade member

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    Det' er god gammeldags humor! :)
     
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  5. Kristian

    Kristian VIP medlem

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  6. Schwert

    Schwert Grumpy old men RULES!!!

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    Ja, det måtte jo komme - en "whistleblower" har lækket UA's træningsvideo:



    Ha' en god dag :D:D
     
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  7. Kristian

    Kristian VIP medlem

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    isolCBflyer VIP medlem

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  9. Henrik Olsen

    Henrik Olsen co-founder Redaktør

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    Lidt (gammel) humor:

    After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction.
    The engineers read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight.

    Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers.

    (P = The problem logged by the pilot)
    (S = The solution and action taken by the engineers)

    P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
    S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

    P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
    S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

    P: Something loose in cockpit.
    S: Something tightened in cockpit.

    P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
    S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

    P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
    S: Evidence removed.

    P: Suspected crack in windshield.
    S: Suspect you're right.

    P: Number 3 engine missing.
    S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

    P: Aircraft handles funny.
    S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

    P: Target radar hums.
    S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

    P: Mouse in cockpit.
    S: Cat installed.

    P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
    S: Took hammer away from midget.
     
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  10. Kristian

    Kristian VIP medlem

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    True that...

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  11. Kristian

    Kristian VIP medlem

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    Hmm, gad vist om det er rigtigt:

     
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  12. asf

    asf VIP medlem

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    Se de sidste 5-10 sekunder af videoen :D
     
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  13. Kristian

    Kristian VIP medlem

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    haha, så langt gad jeg så ikke se.. takker for du så den til ende @asf
     
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  14. asf

    asf VIP medlem

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    Det gad jeg egentlig heller ikke, men faldt over en kommentar der sagde man skulle se slutningen så spolede derhen... :p
     
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  15. Daniel K

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    Stadig min yndlings fly joke :):

    The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

    Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
    Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
    The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

    Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
    Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
    Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
    Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I didn't land."
     
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  16. Ali Taran

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    den var sku go :D:D:D:D:D
     
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  17. Henrik Olsen

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    Det er hvad der sker når et stort kor flyver....



    Sidste nye video publiceret i går af Emirates :)
     
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  18. Ali Taran

    Ali Taran VIP medlem

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    Sjovt du sætter video op af folk der synger i kor. Igår var der melodi granprix i kor :D
     
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  19. Henrik Olsen

    Henrik Olsen co-founder Redaktør

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  20. Henrik Olsen

    Henrik Olsen co-founder Redaktør

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    En lille (gammel) joke om bagage...

     
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